Mr Big Brother, the entity that controls the fates of all the Big Brother Australian Housemates hasn’t been too kind to them this year. Big Brother has cast down some nasty punishments that would make anyone go completely insane.

1. Food Conveyor Belt - As discussed on this blog previously, Big Brother removed the kitchen from the house and replaced it with a food conveyor belt. At the traditional eating periods Big Brother will alert the housemates that food is ready. Then the conveyor belt turns on and food begins to slide down the table. After losing a couple of meals the Housemates decided that when the time for dinner is approaching one of them will stand guard in front of the conveyor belt and catch the food. Receiving food in this manner is bound to make someone go bonkers!

2. Communal Sleeping – Big Brother has removed all single beds from the Big Brother house and replaced it with a large communal sleeping bed. David, the cult escapee tends to have a snoring problem at night. Dixie, the mental health worker, complained to Big Brother in the Diary Room about his sleeping. She said she wanted to hire ninjas to kill him.

3. Missing Items – Each housemate is assigned a locker in the Water Closet. What they don’t know is Big Brother has the ability to remove any items from their lockers through the wall. This punishment has yet to come into play this season, but when it does I’m sure the housemates will be not to pleased!

4. Celebritards - This year Big Brother has decided to invite the Paris Hilton of Australia into the house. Corey Delaney, the world’s worst problem child will be entering the house this Sunday. You may remember the avatar-glasses wearing teen because he appeared in international news a few months ago for throwing a wild party at his parents house while they were on vacation. Instead of taking responsibility and cleaning up after himself, Corey decided that he would protest his parents demands and become a bum living on the street and beaches. The Australian press made him an “star.” Corey Delaney will be entering the house in part to promote his debut single, a Beastie Boy’s cover to “Fight for the Right (To Party)” which is due to be released on May 5th.

Big Brother is EVIL!