If there is a Big Brother God who oversees everything involving Big Brother then perhaps he will stop this rumor from ever happening. The Aussie Big Brother Blogs and Gossip media are convinced that sometime in the next 100 days Corey Delaney will invade the Big Brother Australia House.

Who is Corey Delaney and why should you care?

Basically, Corey is the Paris Hilton of Australia. While his parents were on vacation he threw a party of all parties at their home. When his parents returned Corey decided to become a bum living on the street instead of taking responsibility for cleaning up the party’s remnants. The local Australian media made him an instant celebritard over night. He even received international press for being the world worst problem child.

In short, no you shouldn’t care.

The only validity to this rumor is for some corporate synergy. Corey might jump the fence into the Big Brother compound on May 5th to help promote his debut single, the cover of the Beastie Boys’ “Fight for your Right (To Party).”

For the sake of all things good, Please Big Brother God – No!