Big Brother Orgy: Evel Dick blogs it
Posted on May 3rd, 2008 by Joe Brooks
Evel Dick Donato decided to chime in regarding the rumors of the Big Brother Orgy that supposedly occurred the night after the Big Brother 9 finale. Dick said that he was not involved with the orgy itself, but directly/indirectly heard it from someone who may have been involved. Dick claims to have only heard about four people being involved Natalie Cunial, her sister, Matt McDonald, and Adam Jasinski. Both Matt and Adam have both denied that hotel event occurred.
Nonetheless here is what Dick wrote:
Ok, Let me insert this right on top here to make sure everyone sees it first thing. And stop writing and asking, because I will put everything I know down right here… and that is not much. I was not there. So, what I am saying is hearsay or however you spell hearsay. But I was told by one of the people involved directly.
What must have been the most disgusting 4some in the history of vagina and cock… I understand that Natalie and her sister had a 4 way with Adam and Matt. At that point I couldn’t bare to hear another word, the visual was a bit too overwhelming (and I yacked into Natalie’s vagina. Ok, I didn’t yack into her vagina, but only because I couldn’t wait for her to take everything out of that thing. There were corona bottles, and 35 midgets that piled out.) Ok, she just had just one corona bottle in her twat, no midgets (although, I could have sworn I saw a case of corona, two mexicans drinking it waiting to cross the border, 3 sets of car keys, the device made to set Matty’s eye straight, Jesus Christ…. oh, sorry.. it was just a hippie in there trying to form a drum circle, not Jesus Christ and at one point Matty got it stuck on his head. Now that was a sight to see. Matt with Natalie’s vagina stuck on his head. His arms were flailing all over the place he was running hap hazardly and I thought I could hear him yelling that Chelsea was like a rose garden compared to she rotting corpse or yeast infucktion in there.)
I heard they showed the video to other house guests as well. (I hope they got the part with Matty’s head stuck in her vagina.) But she had gross hickeys on her neck.
I had to run from them both yelling for security because they were both drunk and might have been having ideas of having me wear Natalie’s sister’s vagina on my head, they found it so funny when Matty almost died in there. I was last heard screaming on the way to my car…
So, yes what Janelle wrote is true… (it was just everything in parenthisis that was a lie, but amusing none the less.)









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