Big Brother 10 - Top Ten Reasons Why No One Likes You
Posted on May 11th, 2008 by Joe Brooks
On July 13th, 2008 Big Brother will start again with Big Brother 10. In preparation for the new season RealityFire is posting Top Ten lists each day to help the new houseguests.
Today’s List is the “Top Ten Reasons Why No One Likes You”
Let’s face it you are going to lose the Big Brother game. It’s not because of any mistakes you made or anything else you’ve done. Simply put, no one likes you. So, you can put all the stress behind you because your fate is already sealed. Just enjoy the rest of the time you have in the house because that time is going to be short lived.
Here are the Top Ten Reasons Why No One Likes You…..
10. You are fake - You generally give off the impression that you aren’t being real in the houes. You barely talk about your life outside of the game. And when you do talk you just agree with everything everyone says.
9. You look different - Let’s face it, all those cliques in high school were a test run for Big Brother. If you physically don’t look like you peers then you aren’t one of them.
8. You suck - Sometimes literally (see: Natalie Cunial).
7. You are annoying - Let’s be clear, saying the same thing over and over again can get annoying. Yes, the joke was funny the first time - but the more times you tell it the less genuine the laughter will be. Eventually, people will be talking behind your back about your annoying joke.
6. You have bad hygiene - Big Brother provides you with toiletries if you didn’t bring your own. Use them.
5. You constantly cry - No one likes a crybaby.
4. You are a single parent - Who cares, the world is filled with millions of them.
3. You read or don’t read the bible - You are screwed either way.
2. You kiss too much ass - People’s asses are getting raw. How about taking control of your own fate for a week or two besides relying on others.
1. No one likes you because you are getting in their way of winning $500,000 - You should take this excuse as a compliment. Your fellow housemates hate you because you are their toughest competition.
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